Shoulda Kept My Mouth Shut

The bunch of us had agreed we would go light on Christmas this year buying only for children. At dinnertime tonight I asked Lynda if there was anything that she particularly wanted because I can't see not getting her anything. She struck a pose daintily holding out her left hand and said, 'Yes, a 3 carat diamond would be nice along with a whole bunch of little ones!! Smother me in diamonds!!' Funny how she can be so specific but not much help.

Knew I should have kept quiet.......