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For women who enjoy a laugh at men's expense and men who can laugh at themselves.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you...."

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They're practicing to be men.

Dear Lord; I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'd beat him. AMEN.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.